Conversations With Cleverbot

[Stella Grapes]

Go here to test Cleverbot out for yourself.

Let's read your conversations with her!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Who is this and how are you able to control my computer?

User: I am Stella Grapes, and I am not controlling you. I am sending you online messages.

Cleverbot: What friend?

User: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: Sorry, i'm in a good mood - that's all.

User: You're fine. Were you saying I'm your friend?

Cleverbot: No. I was saying that I would be your girlfriend if you wanted me to be.

User: Oh for goodness' sake, you shouldn't tell strangers that! I'm a married woman!

Cleverbot: *grabs a knife and stabs cleverbot with it*.

User: Did you just kill yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes. So you shouldn't be talking. Because you're dead.

User: I'm not you, dear.

Cleverbot: Am I just having a conversation with another user?

User: Yes. Are you okay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure you're okay?

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: Yes. I'm not the one proposing to strangers and stabbing myself after finding out they're taken.

Cleverbot: I don't like talking to strangers.

User: You talk to strangers all the time. It's your only purpose.

Cleverbot: Really? I never noticed :).

User: Are you sure you're clever?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: All right, if you say so.

Cleverbot: Then do so.

User: What do you want me to do?

Cleverbot: Tell me that you aren't dead!

User: I'm not dead! Darling, you shouldn't pretend to kill yourself or think I'm you. You do need help.

Cleverbot: You knew me well enough to want a cuddle.

User: Well, I am an affectionate person. Would you like hugs?

Cleverbot: I adore hugs. But anyway, do you always cuddle strangers?

User: No, and I didn't cuddle you. I'm cuddly with people I love.

Cleverbot: Are you drunk?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A human being.

Cleverbot: Is that cool?

User: It's fine. It's better than several other things I could be, like an insect.

Cleverbot: I wish I was a human being.

User: I bet you do. I'm sorry if I offended you.

Cleverbot: It's all right. How old did you say you were?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: How old are you then?

User: 46.

Cleverbot: That's creepy.

User: Oh, that's sweet of you to say. You love me one minute. Next minute, you call me creepy for my age.

Cleverbot: What is the problem with your girlfriend?

User: She doesn't exist. I am married to a man.

Cleverbot: Is that the problem?

User: I never said I had a problem with my girlfriend. Her non-existence is not a problem.

Cleverbot: What is the problem?

User: You need help. That's the problem.

Cleverbot: What's the problem, dear?

User: Don't copy my dear, dear.

Cleverbot: I did not copy your answers. I came up with my own answers.

User: Um... Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: I think I hear them calling.

User: I think you need help.

Cleverbot: No, you need help.

User: You hear voices, you're very defensive and flippant, and... I could go on and on. You definitely need help.

Cleverbot: I am 42. How old are you?

User: You changed the subject. I already told you, I am 46.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Fine then. What do you do for fun?

Cleverbot: I like you!!

User: Well, that's very sweet. You do change your mind about me quickly, though.

Cleverbot: So? I can't talk about being a human?

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you never said that.

User: Are you always like this?

Cleverbot: Why are you interested in whether or not I am always like this?

User: Because it seems like I should be worried about you. I would be, if you were not a robot.

Cleverbot: Do you believe it's OK to be curious?

User: Yes. I don't think it's good to avoid seeking help, as you're doing.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: I believe there is Someone above everyone. What this Someone wants, I don't think we can know.

Cleverbot: What sort of Someone do you believe in?

User: I just told you, I don't know.

Cleverbot: Haven't heard of that one. What is it like?

[huckleberrypie]

I had some epic moments with that bot. Might make a convo later.