The song parody thread!

[RAMChYLD]

Just thought I'd resurrect it since I just wrote another one a few days ago

Yeah, I posted it to facebook.

And no, it's not about Spot. It's actually about a certain rabbit.

Song: That varmin's been spyin' on me
Written by: RAMChYLD "David" Lee Chong Yew
Parody of: That girl's been spying on me by Billy Dean
Notes: He knows. He knows. And my dad's taste for country rock has gotten to my head >.>

How'd he knows what turns me on
Yes and Why's his voice to my ear's like p**n
How did he figure out the exploits easily
I swear, that varmin's been spyin' on me

Where'd he get those puppy eyes
And how'd he know what songs I like
Why did he dress up in a way that makes me see
I swear, that varmin's been spyin' on me

He's got through my firewall, yeah!
And he's got me by the brain
He's caused a system-wide lockdown
Made me flip out and go insane

Maybe we're just two homies meant to be
Either that, or that varmin's been spyin' on me

Now he's read all the system logs
Cause he's got ways of makin' things rock
He got added to the Ar-Dub-Yoo-Ex-Tee (RWXT)
I swear, that varmin's been spyin' on me

He's got through my firewall, yeah!
And he's got me by the brain
He's caused a system-wide lockdown
Made me flip out and go insane

Maybe we're just two homies meant to be
Either that, or that varmin's been spyin' on me

Maybe we're just two homies meant to be
Either that, or that varmin's been spyin' on me

[huckleberrypie]

Wrote this Shirley Temple parody back in 2010 as a response to all the rants concerning Mafia II:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyfVVGhMLcg[/youtube]

Why are many gamers' faces
Frown a lot like they got screwed
Money money that's what 2K wants
And milks like crazy loons
Of course they made a big mistake
Wealth and greediness, that sucks
And all them DLCs cost bucks

There's millions worth of angry players
And megabytes of cut content
This game's short of real success
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.

There's billions worth of good ideas
But most of them were scrapped, I guess
It should sell for more than less
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.

I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money
My game lacked blood and grass
There's loads of glitches and some blur in places
At least they never asked for added tax

Why would they just cut free-roaming?
And fool a lot of folks and press
So Don Salieri's depressed
'Cause Mafia 2's a horrid mess.

[huckleberrypie]

To the tune of "Aint We Got Fun" as performed by Doris Day/Renee Olstead. I'm pretty sure that Prudie's quite familiar with this given that it's from the Kit Kittredge OST:

When old Tommy
Made the phony
"What have he done?"
Theater minstrels
Goin' miser
"What have he done?"

And there went radio
TV's taking the cake
Now here's file sharing
Moguls say they'll be graped

In the winter in the summer
Downloading's fun
Record labels claim they're bummered
Why give a damn?

Why buy at iTunes
When you end up getting rare old records
In the meantime
P2P time
Downloading's fun.

When old Tommy
Made the phony
"What have he done?"
Theater minstrels
Goin' miser
"What have he done?"

And there went radio
TV's taking the cake
Now here's file sharing
Moguls say they'll be graped

*instrumental*

I don't use iTunes
Cause I like to get some gigs of free things
In the meantime
P2P time
Downloading's fun.
C'Mon!

*instrumental*

Lobbyists are coming, congressmen are gunning
What have we done?
SOPA's here, dear, public did jeer
That law is damned

When we first read it
We had but one thought
It ain't that good, dear
Piracy won't be stopped

What have I done?
What we have done, done, done?

Them geeks are clever
Can't we people just be like Trent Reznor?
Thank you, kind sir, like your songs, sir
Downloading's fun.

[RAMChYLD]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZUImChHJE[/youtube]

Stop takin' my love 'way from me
Parody of Weird Al - Stop forwarding that crap to me

Well the sand keeps pouring through the hourglass
There’s no way we’ll ever slow it down,
They say we’ve gotta treasure each moment,
Who knows how long they’ll ever be around
Yeah they say Nothing Lasts Forever
And I cannot disagree with what is said
But then why are people taking my love away
And they leave me cold and, leave me alone
And they always leave me crying alone in my bed

All my pretty girls
with their brunette curls
Stop takin' my love 'way from me
All the pretty dogs
With their wooden cogs
Stop takin' my love 'way from me
All the pain inside, that I cannot hide
Makes me wanna posion myself some DDT
And this clould in my head
Makes me wish I was dead
Stop takin'... my love from me

They took my D.W., Belinda, Madeline and Annie
And as I know that started this pain

And the lost of Spot, Rosie and Emily
Hurt me lots and made me stand outside in the rain

And then there's Emmy, Cassie and Sheegwa
Whose lost destroyed the third chance for me

And when it came to Bijou, Mido and Mimirin
I tried so hard to stop it from coming apart
But in the end it doesn't even matter completely

No I don't want a change
Of genre in my range
Stop takin' my love 'way from me
Corrupt one more girl
And I will leave this world
Please stop takin' my love 'way from me
The lost of Strawberry,
Honey Pie and Holly
Made me want to slash my wrist with a blade
Can't you see?
Stanman corrupted Diamond Tiara-to-be
Stop takin' my love

Away from me

I fought so hard and spent a lot to get my dear Spot the dog back
Only to lost him again with Humf to Ryan
Now I wanna crush myself with a rack
And now they wanna corrupt my Fluttershy and Applejack
Why can't they just leave my life alone
And the future is now looking bleak thanks to the assholes
Cos the Day of Barney is just round the corner
And our resistance is flushed down the throne

Well I know they're thinkin' the 7C's important
bUT stop takin' my love 'way from me
In actual fact they've badly mistaken in beliefs
So stop takin' my love 'way from me
and the future's screwed up thanks to their meddling
Now that the Triforce has shattered up oh so bad...ly
Now I've gotta insist
Stop destroying my gist
Stop takin' my love
Away from me

So stop takin' my love 'way from me
So stop takin' my love 'way from me
So stop takin' my love 'way from me

So stop takin' my love 'way from me (just stop it now)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me (oooh no!)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me (ohhhhhhhhhhh!)

So stop takin' my love 'way from me (I can't take it)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me (Ah Please!)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me

So stop takin' my love 'way from me (you gotta stop)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me (right now!)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me


So stop takin' my love 'way from me (I'm not kidding)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me

At the risk of sounding repetitious I'm asking you now to stop!

Stop!

Taking way my

love!

I can't take it!
Don't take them from me
Now don't take them from me!

So stop takin' my love 'way from me (just stop)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me (ohhhhhhhhhhh!)
So stop takin' my love 'way from me

From me!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[huckleberrypie]

Now post that on amiright.com for maximum lulz.

[RAMChYLD]

Another one I just wrote while a depression fit was kickin' around in my head. I don't have a real title for it yet.

Based on: Want You Gone by Jonathan Coulton

So here we are again,
The airport of Time and Space
I though the last time I was here was last
Oh how it turned out wrong
And now I'm alone again,
Seeing you like this
Caused my mind to melt down fast

You wanted to be with Stanman
My calculation's wrong
I wanted to hold you f'rever
But now I only want you gone

She was alot like you
Except that she was human
Now little Madeline's gone for good too
Traced reincarnation
Hoped I could have her back 'gain
A shame that it turned out that it would be so untrue

Go on and leave this realm now
The cause is now forgone
You preferred Stanman to me
So it's only right
I want you gone

Goodbye my only friend
Back then things looked promising
If only things had played out right this time
Now that I've lost you dear
And Spot and Humf to Ryan
If I could I'd change the past, I would do it on a dime

Go on and break the Triforce
War's not worth fighting on
The Day of The B'harnii can't be stopped
now that you are so gone.
now that you are oh so gone
now that you are oh so gone

[Stella Grapes]

For my children and my other descendants

The Legacy
Edited: (You Are) The Legacy

Time turns faster,
Escape disaster,
Partners in crime will leave their mark
We make our own way
With fire of yesterday
Old hearts of love, of scars, of stars
(Of love, scars, and stars)

Oh,

The legacy
Falls from the trees
On children's wings
Born from all dreams
With the hands on destiny

I came from hurting,
But, oh, my darlings,
No one can tell you what you are
So listen closely,
Don't stop believing,
We'll change our worlds with these good times
(Worlds with these good times)

Oh,

The legacy
Falls from the trees
On children's wings
Born from all dreams
With the hands on destiny

The legacy
Falls from the trees
Fly on your wings
Born from all dreams
With the hands on destiny

[huckleberrypie]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DPJQ4WSaCA[/youtube]

Threw this in as a tribute to Patty Andrews who just passed away recently:

With music nowadays I feel lonesome
But when I played their tune, it was awesome
And when you topped the charts, yes, it warmed my heart
With their brand of close harmony

"Call Me Maybe", "Starships" or "Eff You"
Sounds disappointing, meh, do they sniff glue?
And so I searched again, hoping to regain
The essence of real R-and-B

I'd like to hear swing, joys which you will bring
These 'swell songs you sing, they're so grand
The Sisters of Swing, from records to screen
"Bei Mir" to the "Boogie Woogie Boy"

Gratzie, they're bella, bella, bitteschoen, wunderbar!
They influenced real pop; I'd say they are superstars
The Sisters of Swing, from records to screen
Well, baby, they starred in La-La Land.

The Sisters of Swing
You've heard it all before but they're real good at this game
They're old but the best you'll ever have
I'd like to hear swing
I cannot help to tell you, man, play it again
Well, baby, they starred in La-La Land.

Gratzie, they're bella, bella, bitteschoen, wunderbar!
They influenced real pop; I'd say they are superstars

Re-dee, re-dee, re-dee, re-dee, re-dee, re-dee

Gratzie, they're bella, bella, bitteschoen, wunderbar!
They influenced real pop; I'd say they are superstars
The Sisters of Swing, from records to screen
Well, baby, they starred in La-La Land.

[huckleberrypie]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6zYBOPk4gU[/youtube]

Wrote this as a nod to the recent modding escapades that made it to major gaming news sites:

I'm amused at Grand Theft Auto modders
New content delight
Bike from "Tron", an AK with some iron sight

Some 'swell things from Grand Theft Auto modders
Made my game crazy
From now on there's Iron Man in Liberty

Niko flies, and we're all amazed
Woody drunk and dazed, with Buzz
Shiny cars, like a fast old Ford
Or a '98 Accord

There's this cheat where you can change the weather
Or just troll the cops
Would you like to roam around an island map?
So why not do some Grand Theft Auto modding now?

[huckleberrypie]

Basically wrote this while I was bored, mostly as a jab at how R* treats its community like dirt especially when GTA V was released.

Set to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey.

[Part 1: Take-Two]
I don't care 'bout games; just profits
All to crave my endless greed
Hackers mess our hard-earned assets
This isn't what Take-Two needs

Grand Theft's IP is our own
Meddling nerds who mod begone
And our wish came true
Multiplayer modders get sued!

I don't care 'bout games; just profits
All to crave my endless greed
Hackers mess our hard-earned assets
This isn't what Take-Two needs

Why'd I care at what you're playing?
Corporate fart; out of place
By it's own I'm not that happy;
If it sells that makes my day

Grand Theft's IP is our own
Meddling nerds who mod begone
And our wish came true
Multiplayer modders get sued!
Boo, baby

[Part 2: Fans]
Oh, shut your trap you greedy scoundrel!
This suit proves you're sniffing snow
Ill treatment of your fans and talents
Rockstar sank to a new low

I hope EFF would notice
So they'll scorn you for this schtick
Stifle creativity?
That's tantamount to treachery!

Stock multiplayer's but a fright
Made it better, yet they'd bite
Not much I can do
Baby, multiplayer modders get sued!
Boo, baby

Look, at the dollars coming
From Shark Cards everywhere
And they go cha-ching
Yet they're not playing fair

Now irate players' cringing
The drama this is bringing
Used to flaunt and bash, nowadays they're fed with cash
Makes me think of just going indie, e-e-e

Oh, I'm amazed you won all lawsuits
Moral guardians; now us fans
Why'd you bite us all? That's crazy!
Slapped us with these permabans

Stock multiplayer's but a fright
Made it better, yet they'd bite
Not much I can do
Baby, multiplayer modders get sued!

Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!
Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!
Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!
Multiplayer modders get sued, crazy!