The song parody thread!

[huckleberrypie]

Wrote this Shirley Temple parody back in 2010 as a response to all the rants concerning Mafia II:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyfVVGhMLcg[/youtube]

Why are many gamers' faces
Frown a lot like they got screwed
Money money that's what 2K wants
And milks like crazy loons
Of course they made a big mistake
Wealth and greediness, that sucks
And all them DLCs cost bucks

There's millions worth of angry players
And megabytes of cut content
This game's short of real success
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.

There's billions worth of good ideas
But most of them were scrapped, I guess
It should sell for more than less
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.

I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money
My game lacked blood and grass
There's loads of glitches and some blur in places
At least they never asked for added tax

Why would they just cut free-roaming?
And fool a lot of folks and press
So Don Salieri's depressed
'Cause Mafia 2's a horrid mess.